Valentine’s Day Sentence Starters
Mixed Starters :: Cute :: Fluffy :: Valentine’s Day Gone Wrong.
- “Who needs a date on valentine’s day when I have you?”
- “Our waiter is so hot.”
- “No, you have fun with your date. Don’t let my being stood up stop you.”
- “Oh, my god… the babysitter just cancelled on us! how are we supposed to go on the date now?”
- “Valentine’s day is my favorite holiday! I know it’s lame but I can’t help it. I’m a hopeless romantic. there, I said it.”
- “We’re going Dutch, right?”
- “Tell me that’s not my ex over there.”
- “What do you mean you’re at the restaurant across town?”
- “You’re literally the worst when it comes to being romantic.”
- “Babe, you know I love you, but… last time you cooked me a meal, I ended up in hospital. can’t we just go out for dinner…?”
- “Nobody said anything about this being a cover band!”
- “Um… yeah, these are really nice and all, but I’m allergic to roses.”
- Tthis is the worst valentine’s surprise ever! were you trying to scare me to death?!”
- “Oh my– are you proposing?!”
- “Do you think my secret admirer might finally reveal themselves today?”
- “Valentine’s day is such a scam of a holiday… it’s so stupid! I hate it.”
- “We’re eating out at the Golden Arches!”
- “We’re going to do anti-valentine’s day this year. we’re going to go out and do all of the least romantic date ideas ever, just to stick it to the man.”
- “I can’t believe I’m actually at a wedding on valentine’s day. what a lame cliché.”
- “Does this have caramel in it? I’m allergic to caramel!”
- “How was I supposed to know there would be a bee in the bouquet?!”
- “This is not a proposal!”
- “I shaved my legs for this?”
- “My boss told me I have to work late.”
- “I didn’t realize these tickets were for the nosebleed section.”
- “Um, I tried to buy some sexy underwear, but I think they sent me the wrong size…”
- “That movie was awful.”
- “You can’t seriously be proposing right now? on valentine’s day? couldn’t you have thought of something a little more original than that?”
- “Something has been nibbling on these chocolates.”
- “Um, I know this is really cliché and all, but it’s valentine’s day and I just wanted to say… I really like you.”
- “I’m going to be stuck at work for a little longer… I’m sorry, I know it’s our date tonight…”
- “I forgot to make reservations.”
- “I am not going to be your fake-date to this party.”
- “I wish I could do more for you today but I’m really broke…”
- “I love them and all, but their poetry is so bad! they’ve written seven love poems just for today.”
- “So… can I assume you don’t have a date tonight either?”
- “Olive Garden is not fine dining!”
- “I’m really sorry my dog peed on your good shoes.”
- “I didn’t forget that it was valentine’s day! I swear! your present is just… it’s somewhere else.”
- “What do you mean these diamonds are fake?”
- “We’re out of condoms.”